BOUNCER OR DOORMAN?
A friend and I were having a conversation about how often we all overuse the term “ironic” when in fact the events in question were merely “coincidental”. I saw a comic one time who has this whole bit about how nothing in Alanis Morisette’s song “Ironic” is actually ironic. Pretty funny.
“A traffic jam when you’re already late. No, that’s not ironic, that’s just a pain in the butt. There’s nothing ironic about being stuck in a traffic jam when you’re late…unless you’re a town planner, and you’re late for a seminar of town planners at which you were giving a talk on how you solved the problem of traffic congestion in your area and couldn’t get to it ‘cuz you were stuck in a traffic jam.”
So, that being said, I guess I found it coincidental – not ironic – that a concept and a passage from 1 Chronicles and Psalm 84 has been popping up in my noggin a lot in the last day or two. I had been thinking about writing a blog about “gatekeeper worship” for a little while now, and I’ll explain that a bit further down. Then this weekend I was reminded of that because our weekend service was focused on a theme called “pictures of eternity” and the song “Better is One Day” made an appearance. I remembered a devotional I’d done with our team a while back talking about the Sons of Korah, the gatekeepers at the temple, to whom this Psalm is attributed. I filed the thoughts away again, now mashed together with this whole gatekeeper idea I had rolling around.


Pastor Bob was my boss when I served as Worship Director at West Vancouver Baptist Church on Vancouver, BC’s North Shore. He was (and I suppose still is) a very experienced guy; a veteran pastor, if you will. He was hired at West-Van (I think abbreviations make me sound cooler) in the wake of a tough period in the church’s history. His experience in leading churches through and out of tough times made him a good choice. He was a very black and white, no-nonsense kind of guy. My Northern-Irish friend Alan said it was because of his Germanic heritage. I don’t know what that means, but Al is smart so we’ll go with that. He was a quirky dude. He had a rat puppet named “Ratso” who made weekly appearances in our children’s moment. It was a surreal experience the first time I saw Ratso in action. I couldn’t believe it was actually happening. I was even more surprised to find out how beloved the little rat was around the church. People talked about him like he was a real person; “Did you hear what Ratso said today? Oh my, he’s cheeky.” Maybe he was real and I just missed it…I have to make a call…
I was recently listening to that Treasure Box of Canadiana known as the CBC radio and I heard an interview with a lady who was a “historian” specializing in Photobooths. I guess the line was long when they handed out specializations in historian school. As I listened I became oddly interested in what her and the show’s host were musing about.

